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     The 
    Kinky Cable Calamity 
    by Patrick Marks 
    
    Looking back, I should 
    have realised.  There was a markedly sharp bend in the gear cable as it 
    comes away from the clamp on the gear box.  The inner wire eventually 
    snapped at this point as we came in to moor, so no ‘brakes’.  “Cut the 
    engine and we’ll drift in”.  With no other boats, a good bank and bollards, 
    we were lucky - this time! 
    
    After tea, a pleasant 
    evening was spent in the engine hole, first to assess the problem and then 
    to remove the broken cable - easier said than done.  To disconnect the gear 
    cable at the top end, it was necessary to remove the speed cable first 
    whilst trying to avoid short circuiting the live electrics alongside (which 
    I didn’t).   
    
    The next stage was to 
    rig up something temporary and this is where a mop, or broom or any other 
    stick comes in handy.  By screwing one of those curtain-wire eyes near one 
    end of the stick and attaching to the gear arm with a longish nut and bolt, 
    you are nearly there.  It may be some time before you can get a new cable, 
    so you will want to put the engine cover back - at least partly - but the 
    broomstick is now in the way.   
    
    If you trim some bits 
    off the corners of the cover it almost fits and you just need to cut a notch 
    out of the support rail to complete the bodge and add some sawdust to the 
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    Another curtain eye in 
    the top of the stick will enable a bit of spare sink chain to hold the stick 
    up each time you offer up the floor to check the fit.  This is the answer to 
    that common question, “ Why don’t you throw away all that junk?” 
    
    I had a good night’s 
    sleep, dreaming about how you lay on your side under the counter with the 
    back of your neck against the weed-hatch and your head resting on the cold 
    uxter plate as you heroically fiddled with small nuts and bolts against a 
    hot gear-box.  Tip: use one of the ‘Nyloc’ anti-vibration nuts from the 
    cable clamp to avoid disappointment. 
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    I cast off with a 
    mixture of apprehension and smugness, but found it tricky to find the gears 
    and quickly made an indicator plate using paper, biro and duck tape. 
     
      
    
    It was a bit sticky 
    coming out of reverse and I was anxious not to break my new linkage at a 
    critical moment so a two person command chain was set up where She (who must 
    be obeyed) gave the orders and I changed gear. 
      
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    Being a long way from 
    anywhere, I had phoned a friend (Henk) to find a source of new cable, but 
    after extensive research, the best advice was to limp along and hope for a 
    boatyard.  Late in the afternoon, having negotiated a crossing of the 
    Amsterdam-Rijn Kanaal via huge locks, and traversed the beautiful city of 
    Utrecht I spotted that boatyard. It looked like Fred Dibnah’s back yard and 
    was the only one for several days, but they had the correct cable in stock.  
    Fitting it was easier as I had practised the procedure the previous evening 
    and managed to drop fewer bits into the bilge (although I did succeed in 
    blowing a different fuse). 
      
    I wrote in my editorial that our boat had performed faultlessly while in the 
    Netherlands, which was tempting fate. I should have paid more attention to 
    that kink, and carried a spare cable.  But I had carried a spare on Owlet 
    for umpteen years and never needed it, so with a new boat I had become 
    complacent. Well, now I’m slightly wiser and feel somewhat older. That’s 
    life!   | 
   
 
 
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